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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.

Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Different Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Too much Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.

Too much Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY

Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father:
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.

Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.

Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .

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