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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Committee:
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb:
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Different Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Too much Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
Too much Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father:
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... Except that he got caught.
Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills .
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